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Welcome everyone to the Only Guide to Style and Fashion You’ll Ever Need from Fashionista Style Guru Extraordinaire, none other than, me, Victoria Collins! That’s Victoria, never Vicky. Victoria Beckham hates to be called Vicky and so do I! Victoria is so much more regal, just like me!
10 Must Haves No Girl Should Ever Live Without!
1. The Little Black Dress. Cut low to reveal ample cleavage, to attract a rich successful gentleman who won't mind keeping you well maintained.
2. A pretty pair of heels. Very sexy and flirty to make your legs long, lean and toned without an onerous session with your trainer! Sweating is so 1980’s. Oh and heels make your chest stick out. Trust me; no man can resist a lady in heels. Heels must be at least 3.5” for full effect.
3. Chic Dark Shades. Not only do these little babies make you alluring, you can discretely be searching for that special gentleman and size him up before you make your move. I prefer an over-sized pair; you have more of a vantage point.
4. Cell phone. Love, love, love the new Motorola Razr or LG Chocolate, with all your important digits stored like my bff Terrie, I have her on speed dial so I never have to memorize her number!
5. Lifetime subscription to Elle, Glamour, Vanity Fair and Vogue magazines to keep up on the up and looking fierce with every new season. Of course, I get insider information so I'm always uber stylin'.
6. A fashion and style team to keep you looking your best; manicurist, stylist, hair dresser, personal trainer, personal shopper for those times when you're just too busy to shop. Coco my manicurist is the bomb! However, I just can't stand it when she gabs to all the other nail girls whatever foreign language, I mean please, focus on me!
7. A hot set of wheels to get you around while shopping. No outfit is complete without a hot car to accessorize with. Can you imagine being dolled up and sitting in a sedan? Ewww.
8. An elegant business card with your vitals on it. It is so not cute to scrawl your first name and phone number on a napkin and hand it to a wealthy gentleman who wants to call you. Have some class! Image is everything and first impressions count! After all this man is an investment.
9. Sugar daddy. A very, very rich sugar daddy, to finance all your shopping splurges and to just plain spoil you rotten. Preferably one with a name that you can make a cute little celerity name joining to call yourselves, like Posh 'n Becks or Bennifer. Currently, I'm Greg 'n Vicks.
10. Major Credit card (preferably cards) with a substantially large limit provided (and of course paid for) by your sugar daddy. I'm dreaming of a carte blanche with my name on it. Charge It!
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Vicky Collins is a diva! She may not be famous in the wider world but in the idyllic community of Parkside she is becoming infamous! Ms Collins has kindly given us permission to print her thoughts and messages to our web visitors in order for all of us to enjoy her insights. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! (Ed.)
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